Oh, The Places You’ll Go: Touring Philadelphia

My Driver Schwartzy

Overheard on the Bus:

“Are you French?”

“No, We are Italians. We’re more organized.”

“Are you from the South?”

“No, Virginia.”

“How was your night? “

“I need a new girlfriend.”

Girl 1 to Girl 2: “Do you have any Tylenol.”

Girl 2 to Girl 1: “Sure.”

Guy walks up to Girl 1 with a tissue in his hands.

Guy: “Here you go. Tylenol. I got it from my friend. You have to understand these streets are my office.”

Girl 1: “Okay, thanks…but I’ll take these she gave me.”

Guy: “Well, okay. I’ll take these back then.”

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