Only a fool doesn’t watch Ralphie and gang during the season.
Drink Every Time . . .
1. Scut Farkus and his toadie beat someone up or threaten to.
2. Randy whines or cries
3. The “Old Man” mentions the furnace
4. Mom serves food
5. Ralphie daydreams
6. Ralphie mentions his secret decoder ring
7. The next door neighbor’s dogs piss off the “Old Man”
8. Someone warns “You’ll shoot your eye out!”
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anyone mentions the Red Rider BB Gun